Sy Snootles respect thread

Sy Snootles is a female Pa'lowick and singer in Jabbas Palace. She is one of the best characters ever made.

Seductress

Sy Snootles was undoubtedly one of the most attractive female characters in the Mythos and she used this to her advantage. She was able to seduce Ziro the Hutt and nearly every one in Jabbas Palace, once convincing two Gammorians to beat each other up just by batting her eye lashes.

Physical Fitness

Sy Snootles was in supreme physical condition, her leg muscles were a millimeter thicker than any other Pa'lowick in history. Her mouth stalk was smooth and her body was lean and shapely from her many years of martial arts. She is one of the toughest frog things of her era.

Master Marksman

She was so skilled with the blaster that she hit Ziro the Hutt twice at point blank range.

Force Wielder

Her power in the force was so strong that she was able to dominate the minds of everyone around her and maker herself appear attractive in there minds.

From the bottom of my fluid sack.

Sy Snootles became so famous in the years after he death that all beings in the galaxy would say "From the bottom of my fluid sack" before going to bed. These words were so magical that they created enough energy to bring Sy Snootles back to life and made her queen of the entire Star Wars universe. She now sits on the thrown watching over the universe. Ledgend says four very lucky mortals were kissed by Sy Snootles and those mortals were instantaneously turned into the Ones of Mortis.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!